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Love Guidelines

Posted by lima5ive 
· March 6, 2018 
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Guidelines mean lines to be guided by and I hope this will inspire you to create your own guidelines my love.

Here are my guidelines:

Guidelines for a healthy, juicy relationship

1.   Sunia/She’ma. Listen. If you can’t listen to yourself, you can’t listen to others. Listening is the kingpin of communication. You don’t have to believe it, just listen.

2.   Respect and Honor are the glue of all relationships. It allows you to be your true self and to embrace others for who they are.

3.    Trust: is destroyed or built moment by moment.

4.   Perspective. Be willing to see things from a different perspective. If you only hold on to yours, the relationship will perish. Be connected, give up being right.

5.   Love or Compassion transcends time and space. Love means you open to the other. Compassion is the power to get curious and allow the differences to exist with grace.

6.   Have good tools. Collect great tools. Have tools to break up fights, to let go, to rejuvenate yourself. to breathe, to see from their side and shift the situation. Know what helps the other to relax, let go, then do it.

7.   Humor. Laugh often and find things to laugh about daily. If you can’t laugh at yourself and situations, then life will be hard.

8.   Forgiveness. This will release you from the past pain and open you to experiencing new joy.

Please share your guidelines with me. What are the most important gifts you bring to a relationship? What do you look for in a loving relationship? This goes for you, to you, as well as you to the other.

Love, love, love to you and Wahe Guru.

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The most interesting question

Posted by Gurutej 
· May 24, 2012 
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Today I got to host an IRS Agent in my home/studio. He wanted to prove that I was lying to the IRS but he could see that I was not so his last question to me was very unorthodox. After divulging that meditated he asked. Are you trying for Liberation? I said, “No” Which shocked him. I then said, ” God doesn’t want to be hunted down. He/She has not gone anywhere only our consciousness screens that vastness out. I want to experience the vastness in each and every moment.” Awaken to what is. Awaken, Rise up within yourself and see the unseen. Then it will become known and revel itself to you. Then happiness will be your state instead of anxiety.

It really boils down to what you want and how much you want it. Can you stop for one moment and just take stock?  Not what you are told to want or what society thinks is valuable but what do you consider the most valuable jewel in your life?   Do a simple sipping breath like you have straw in your mouth and drink in your own deliciousness. Knowing what really drives you from the soul out will give you angle feet on the ground. This will build your compassion with others but most of all with yourself.

Get passionate. Get people who are courageous, visionary’s and have vast fortitude to build with you. Utilizing the  group energy is where it is truly at now. This is not a conquer it alone. But create it for all to become one.

1. Have your fearless vision

2. Make it juicy and alive or alove which is what I first typed

3. Create your team (attract your team)

4. Be willing to laugh through the odds and the evens that will surly present themselves.

5. Dharma is the journey of the soul in the action of the life. Be patient and preserver. Wahe Guru

 

Blessings and love to you.

Gurutej

 

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Yoga, You-ga, what is it really?

Posted by Gurutej 
· April 25, 2012 
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There are so many definitions of yoga. I am going to give you one that you may not have read before. After lifetimes of yoga and 40 + years this time around, I can tell you a few things it is and it is not.

It is:

1. Doing what connects you to you.

2. It is about opening up. Using the angles of your body to do what they were made to do. Move and open your gifts unto you.

3. Asanas or postures are great, but they are a method to a means not the means itself.

4. There are many ways of yoga, not types but ways:

a. There is the sound current, the naad;

b. There is the mudras or hand positions that bring balance;

c. There are the countless types of breathing for the many aspects of our lives; and

d. There is the understanding of the penetration of the body with all these ways.

5. There is understanding and standing under the sacredness of the body as a humble container of the soul, your soul. Treating it as sacred. Eating, breathing, chanting, meditating. speaking, and moving from that sacred instead of scared space.

It is not:

1. Doing the things that harm the body. All the bodies, you have 10, from very subtle to very gross (physical).

2. Speaking in a way that does not serve your connection, your unity.

3. Acting as if you are separate from others. Better or Worse.

4. Using only your 5 senses and forgetting your 6th sense (intuition) and above as your consultants.

5. Losing the joy of life. Feeling hopeless and helpless.

Yoga, the word, has come to mean positions that are done in a class, on a mat not the yoga of life. That is the part that is most important. How do you bring this feeling of connectivity, openness that yoga bestows into the life you live. That is the grace and power of yoga. That is the true living yoga. That you go all out in your life. That you become a light and radiance to others no matter what is happening in your life. That you ask for help with the heavy lifting (the load of life). That you are open to the change that accompanies all lives. That you feel Divinely connected even when it may feel that God must hate you or it wouldn’t be this hard. Using the tools of yoga to get back to the life of yoga. The tools are not the yoga they are the tools needed to get there. If you are only doing asanas, the postures, and think you are doing yoga, please realize this is not true. You are doing certain postures, but without the lifestyle.  You are letting yoga do you and not doing yoga for you. Yoga needs to do you, to be you. So you are what can allow others to experience the connection, the yoga of life.

All love and blessings in the Divine.

Gurutej

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10 who knews you want to know?

Posted by Gurutej 
· March 1, 2011 
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Ready?

1. That a plant based diet is now alternative diet. Alternative to what non-food based diets.

2. That children want to be both seen and heard. As opposed to children should be seen and not heard.

3. Neglect doesn’t make anything flourish be it plant or hueman.

4. Patience does pay or we pay the price of impatience.

5. If you never get off the pot you are constipated (in more ways than one)

6. Life requires courage bring your heart to the party.

7. My way is not THE way.nor is YOURS

8. Don’t take it personally it’s not about you. Say it after me 10 times

9. Humor is the best weapon you have. Also makes life worth while.

10. Dress up in grace it is the best cover there is.

Share some of your best saying with me I would love to hear them. Sayings give us a chance to sum up what is really important on our lives in a very concise way. Then inspire or intrigue others.

My 11. Crazy don’t fix itself. love that. Soooo true takes a real great plumber to go down and pull us out of the crazies. Ever notice that chocolate, ice cream, potato chips just don’t do it. Oh I mean in the long run they fix the moment but… then leave us in bad neighborhoods. Leave the bad neighborhoods to those that want them. Move into upgraded neighborhoods complete with people who support you. You are precious. Get the tools you need to open to your vastness and move into better and better neighborhoods. visit me www.gurutej.net and tell Brian what a great job he is doing on my site or tell me and I will forward it to him. I have new products and adding  more soon moon centers are coming. All to support you in the move up the upgrade of self life.

Blessings

Gurutej

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When miracles happen what to do?

Posted by Gurutej 
· February 25, 2010 
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What do we do when our minds get blown? It can be in any direction, a direction we love or one that we would like to send back but it blows our circuitry. This happens because we have patterns ingrained and some not quite so ingrained but they have to have a grain because they are patterns within us. All patterns create ruts in the brain. When we loose them we loose the rut or pathway. Sometime we choose to change a pattern and sometimes it comes as part of a package deal.

A job can change where you live and sometimes how you live.  A relationship will always create shifts. We often think we know how it will change us but it is never predictable. We wish it were but then we would not get worn smooth.

The two things that life is about is energy and relationships. When we have energy we just go about our lives and use it up. When we don’t have lots of the E word it makes everything challenging. Like moving through thick honey or molasses. It is like  those old school dreams that you can never make it to class on time because your movements get you nowhere.

Recently I have entered a new relationship. It was effortless as I had requested yet I get to see my resistance. The falling apart in ways I have never done. The loosing control ahhh. We all have those “control issues” and we don’t even know we have them till  the other bumps into them.

I am blessed because my love realizes that I am an alpha female and he is fine with it. That does not mean he lets me boss him around. he teases me in such a sweet way that it makes me laugh. He adores me and doesn’t take my actions seriously. We are kind and honor each other. We are present with each other and can talk about anything even if it is uncomfortable. This is a relationship based of using each other to totally connect infinitely. We are very up front about the purpose. We are using each other.

That does not mean abusing or misusing each other but using the other to see ourselves more clearly. To see the infinite in ourselves and each other even if we don’t like the particular garb the infinite may be waring. We get yes get to be more loving, compassionate and conscious as a way of life.

We are whole on our own. Thank God! We appreciate the gifts the other is bringing and honor them for what they are… gifts. Because of this each moment is precious and encoded with respect, love and immense humor. I have always known that God may really be the laughter in the universe. There is no consciousness without laughter.

Taking ourselves toooo seriously is a dud, a fizzle and truly sad. When I lost my humor for years yes years in my first marriage I knew when I found it again I would be good, great, saved (from myself). It was true when it came back I was alive again.

So laugh today. Play with life. Connect with the person next to you in line even if you don’t think you know them. Enjoy the trip here even if it is not the trip you thought you ordered. The unexpected may happen any minute and if you are so bound up in what needs to be you will miss the door, the hand, the dance. Awaken and enjoy.

Blessings

Gurutej

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